toxichumanwaste:

For Rachel and Ryan.

With my deee-ock.

Rachel and I in front of the house from Wes Craven’s The People Under The Stairs.

@rachelkristin, @fartbasket, @editheatsfarts, and I went to check out the house from The People Under The Stairs today and they just happened to be filming Insidious 2 across the street. Crazy.

Why do people say “ship” or “shipping” when talking about people they’d like to see date/get together? Like “I ship Bob and Nancy.” It sounds so fucking stupid. It really irritates the shit out of me. Is it that tough to say, “I’d like to see Bob and Nancy get together”?

Stupid kids and your stupid terminology. Get off my lawn.

Lap time with Squeakers.

ALL “Self Righteous”

Just ‘cuz you’re not drunk, don’t think you’re not fucked up…

Die! Die! Die! “Frame”

Even in the dead of summer 
You’re a winter… 

Monk Academy Rap Battle

S4 Ep5

It’s Perfectly Understandishable

Aww, thanks anon. I have a crush on your little grey face too.

Seriously though, nice anons are rad. Too many people use the anon function as an excuse to be fucking assholes. Glad there are still some kind people out there.

Doomtree “Fresh New Trash”

Let ‘em know who said it first
And put it on your favorite shirt
Rap won’t save you
Sell ‘em absolution with a verse

This would be funnier if they didn’t spell his last name wrong. But whatevs. I laughed.

He looks so sweet resting his head on my foot, but he bit me right before I took this picture. Jerk. #jorma

Got a monkey on my lap. #farfel