Regram from @rachelkristin. My future brother and sister-in-law gave us an inflatable unicorn horn for our cats. The package states “Cats love it!” Clearly that statement is true.
The fact that they used room number 237 in The Shining is no coincidence. Kubrick purposely chose that number because he farted exactly 237 times while making the film. Farts are a natural gas that the body emits. “Farts” is an anagram of “rafts.” Rafts can be filled with gasses such as oxygen and helium. If you filled a raft with helium, it would float into the air, but it wouldn’t go high enough to reach the moon. You know why? Because the moon is FAKE and Kubrick has been fooling the world for thousands of years into thinking a moon exists, when it’s really just an elaborate matte painting.
Hence, The Shining is about how Kubrick fooled the world into thinking the moon is real. If you are too dumb to see this, then you better go back to school, dunce.
Jesus, Room 237 was so eye-rollingly stupid that Rachel and I barely made it halfway through. People are INSANE.
A sexy fart.
Doing my best Michael Myers impersonation.
Happy Halloween, y’all!!
Shit man, I’m a natural born killer. (at Cinefamily)
I know, I know. We’re all sick of the Black Flag logo parodies. But Rachel and I came up with this a little while ago, and dammit, it needs to be seen.
This has been my bi-monthly Tumblr post.
Hi Tumblr! I just wanted to remind you all how adorable my fiancee is. Also, check out her rad new dress.