Guilt, Regret, Embarrassment
The fact that they used room number 237 in The Shining is no coincidence. Kubrick purposely chose that number because he farted exactly 237 times while making the film. Farts are a natural gas that the body emits. “Farts” is an anagram of “rafts.” Rafts can be filled with gasses such as oxygen and helium. If you filled a raft with helium, it would float into the air, but it wouldn’t go high enough to reach the moon. You know why? Because the moon is FAKE and Kubrick has been fooling the world for thousands of years into thinking a moon exists, when it’s really just an elaborate matte painting.
Hence, The Shining is about how Kubrick fooled the world into thinking the moon is real. If you are too dumb to see this, then you better go back to school, dunce.
Jesus, Room 237 was so eye-rollingly stupid that Rachel and I barely made it halfway through. People are INSANE.

The fact that they used room number 237 in The Shining is no coincidence. Kubrick purposely chose that number because he farted exactly 237 times while making the film. Farts are a natural gas that the body emits. “Farts” is an anagram of “rafts.” Rafts can be filled with gasses such as oxygen and helium. If you filled a raft with helium, it would float into the air, but it wouldn’t go high enough to reach the moon. You know why? Because the moon is FAKE and Kubrick has been fooling the world for thousands of years into thinking a moon exists, when it’s really just an elaborate matte painting.

Hence, The Shining is about how Kubrick fooled the world into thinking the moon is real. If you are too dumb to see this, then you better go back to school, dunce.

Jesus, Room 237 was so eye-rollingly stupid that Rachel and I barely made it halfway through. People are INSANE.

  1. thingsofstuffilike reblogged this from guiltregret
  2. gashgharst reblogged this from absua
  3. absua reblogged this from pankai
  4. pankai reblogged this from rrrick
  5. keanureefs reblogged this from bacchusapproved
  6. bacchusapproved reblogged this from rrrick and added:
    I felt the exact same way. That first guy: “Notice all of the Native American themes in the hotel? Clear indication that...
  7. berkeleyplace reblogged this from rrrick and added:
    I loved this movie.
  8. missmirim reblogged this from rrrick and added:
    WTF!?!
  9. savagenewtimes reblogged this from rrrick
  10. rrrick reblogged this from guiltregret and added:
    Tumblr suffers when you aren’t around.
  11. misfittoys said: minotaur
  12. guiltregret posted this