Guilt, Regret, Embarrassment
The Dead Milkmen - I Dream Of Jesus
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The Dead Milkmen “I Dream Of Jesus”

It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His
spirit was trapped inside an old Manischevitz bottle that Mom picked
out of the dumpster behind the 7-11.

GPOYW: Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus edition.

GPOYW: Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus edition.

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Warlock Pinchers “Jesus on the Urinal Cake”

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Raped by God, he bust her cherry
There were no coat hangers in that day
So she dropped Jesus into the hay 

He lived, he laughed, he loved, he lost
THEY NAILED THAT FUCKER TO THE CROSS